Carson: But Mama, she's gonna wanna hold the baby!
Mama: Well, she's gonna have to.
Carson: Well, she's gonna have to give him back!
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Colin to Nanny's answering machine: Nanny, we just went to see Toy Story 3 and it was great. If you have any questions, just call us back. Thank you. Bye.
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Carson tossing the cat: Mama, the cat is all wet.
Mama: I know. Carter just spit up on his back.
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Carson getting out of the car: Mama, can we go upstairs?
Mama: No, honey. You'll go upstairs for children's church.
Carson: But I want to go upstairs to your class.
Mama: My class is downstairs. We aren't having Bible school anymore.
Carson: But Mama!
Mama: But I love you.
Mama: I love you.
Mama: I SAID I LOVE YOU!
Carson: I'm still not talkin'!
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Colin: So, how do I look, Mama?
Mama: You look good, Colin.
Colin: I ain't never looked this handsome before!
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Picture two brothers being hog wild in the middle of Wal-Mart and a mama that has had enough.
Mama: Stop, boys. You better start acting right.
Oldest son gets the hint and tries hard to behave. Middle child doesn't make it easy.
Mama (eye level with middle child): If you don't stop right now, I'm going to spank the fire out of you right now.
Carson (in his famous high pitched voice): HA! HAAA! SPANK THE FIRE OUT OF ME!
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Hilarie: Carter is taking a good nap. I bet your mama would like for you to do that.
Carson: Do what?
Hilarie: Take a nap.
Carson (in that same high pitched voice in the middle of Pizza Hut): A nap? HA! HAAA!
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My favorite of all time....
Colin, angry because he didn't get his way: HEY! NO FAIR TO CARSON!
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